The List

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  1. Helle Thorning Schmidt
    Helle Thorning-Schimdt, Prime Minister of Denmark


  2. Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck
    Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, King of Bhutan


  3. Enrique Pena Nieto
    Enrique Peña Nieto, President of Mexico


  4. Felipe VI
    Felipe VI, King of Spain


  5. Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
    Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, President of Argentina


  6. Joseph Kabila
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of the Congo


  7. Henri
    Henri, Grand Duke of Luxembourg


  8. Pedro Passos Coelho
    Pedro Passos Coelho, Prime Minister of Portugal


  9. Rafael Correa
    Rafael Correa, President of Ecuador


  10. Kolinda Grabar Kitarovic
    Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic, President of Croatia


  11. Alexis Tsipras
    Alexis Tsipras, Prime Minister of Greece


  12. Dmitry Medvedev
    Dmitry Medvedev, Prime Minister of Russia


  13. Ollanta Humala
    Ollanta Humala, President of Peru


  14. Alexander Lukashenko
    Alexander Lukashenko, President of Belarus


  15. Barack Obama
    Barack Obama, President of the United States of America


  16. Portia Simpson Miller
    Portia Simpson-Miller, Prime Minister of Jamaica


  17. Lee Hsien Loong
    Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister of Singapore


  18. John Dramani Mahama
    John Dramani Mahama, President of Ghana


  19. Taavi Roivas
    Taavi Rõivas, Prime Minister of Estonia


  20. Otto Perez Molina
    Otto Pérez Molina, President of Guatemala


  21. Ma Ying-Jeou
    Ma Ying-jeou, President of Taiwan


  22. Anote Tong
    Anote Tong, President of Kiribati


  23. Roosevelt Skerrit
    Roosevelt Skerrit, Prime Minister of Dominica


  24. Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov
    Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov, President of Turkmenistan


  25. Kamla Persad-Bissessar
    Kamla Persad-Bissessar, Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago


  26. Mark Rutte
    Mark Rutte, Prime Minister of the Netherlands


  27. Jose Maria Neves
    José Maria Neves, Prime Minister of Cape Verde


  28. Ian Khama
    Ian Khama, President of Botswana


  29. Rosen Plevneliev
    Rosen Plevneliev, President of Bulgaria


  30. Kaj Leo Johannesen
    Kaj Leo Johannesen, Prime Minister of the Faroe Islands


  31. Pierre Nkurunziza
    Pierre Nkurunziza, President of Burundi


  32. Vladimir Putin
    Vladimir Putin, President of Russia


  33. Jose Mario Vaz
    José Mário Vaz, President of Guinea-Bissau


  34. Viktor Orban
    Viktor Orbán, Prime Minister of Hungary


  35. Simonetta Sommaruga
    Simonetta Sommaruga, President of Switzerland


  36. Victor Ponta
    Victor Ponta, Prime Minister of Romania


  37. Evo Morales
    Evo Morales, President of Bolivia


  38. Ewa Kopacz
    Ewa Kopacz, Prime Minister of Poland


  39. Milo Đukanović
    Milo Đukanović, Prime Minister of Montenegro


  40. Benjamin Netanyahu
    Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel


  41. Tony Abbott
    Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia


  42. Matteo Renzi
    Matteo Renzi, Prime Minister of Italy


  43. Alassane Ouattara
    Alassane Ouattara, President of Ivory Coast


  44. Dilma Rousseff
    Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil


  45. John Key
    John Key, Prime Minister of New Zealand


  46. Margrethe II
    Margrethe II ,Queen of Denmark


  47. Joko Widodo
    Joko Widodo, President of Indonesia


  48. Abdullah II
    Abdullah II, King of Jordan


  49. Keith Mitchell
    Keith Mitchell, Prime Minister of Grenada


  50. Alexander Stubb
    Alexander Stubb, Prime Minister of Finland


  51. Jakaya Kikwete
    Jakaya Kikwete, President of Tanzania


  52. David Cameron
    David Cameron, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom


  53. Denis Sassou Nguesso
    Denis Sassou Nguesso, President of the Republic of the Congo


  54. Desi Bouterse
    Dési Bouterse, President of Suriname


  55. Norodom Sihamoni
    Norodom Sihamoni, King of Cambodia


  56. Shinzo Abe
    Shinzō Abe, Prime Minister of Japan


  57. Denzil Douglas
    Denzil Douglas, Prime Minister of Saint Kitts and Nevis


  58. Nursultan Nazarbayev
    Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan


  59. Mariano Rajoy
    Mariano Rajoy, Prime Minister of Spain


  60. Faure Gnassingbe
    Faure Gnassingbé, President of Togo


  61. Werner Faymann
    Werner Faymann, Chancellor of Austria


  62. Klaus Iohannis
    Klaus Iohannis, President of Romania


  63. Enda Kenny
    Enda Kenny, Taoiseach of Ireland


  64. Albert II
    Albert II, Prince of Monaco


  65. Anibal Cavaco Silva
    Aníbal Cavaco Silva, President of Portugal


  66. Sam Hinds
    Sam Hinds, Prime Minister of Guyana


  67. Willem-Alexander
    Willem-Alexander, King of the Netherlands


  68. Park Geun-hye
    Park Geun-hye, President of South Korea


  69. Haider al-Abadi
    Haider al-Abadi, Prime Minister of Iraq


  70. Jose Eduardo dos Santos
    José Eduardo dos Santos, President of Angola


  71. Asif Ali Zardari
    Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan


  72. Tamim Bin Hamad Al Thani
    Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, Emir of Qatar


  73. Xanana Gusmao
    Xanana Gusmão, Prime Minister of East Timor


  74. Michel Martelly
    Michel Martelly, President of Haiti


  75. Michelle Bachelet
    Michelle Bachelet, President of Chile


  76. Salvador Sanchez Ceren
    Salvador Sánchez Cerén, President of El Salvador


  77. Tommy Remengesau
    Tommy Remengesau, President of Palau


  78. Isaias Afewerki
    Isaias Afewerki, President of Eritrea


  79. Hans-Adam II
    Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein


  80. Elizabeth II
    Elizabeth II, Queen regnant of the United Kingdom


  81. Hery Rajaonarimampianina
    Hery Rajaonarimampianina, President Madagascar


  82. Ashraf Ghani
    Ashraf Ghani, President of Afghanistan


  83. Akihito
    Akihito, Emperor of Japan


  84. Karolos Papoulias
    Karolos Papoulias, President of Greece


  85. Qaboos bin Said al Said
    Qaboos bin Said al Said, Sultan of Oman


  86. Ibrahim Boubacar Keita
    Ibrahim Boubacar Keïta, President of Mali


  87. Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
    Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, President of Egypt


  88. Abdulla Yameen
    Abdulla Yameen, President of the Maldives


  89. Erna Solberg
    Erna Solberg, Prime Minister of Norway


  90. Yoweri Museveni
    Yoweri Museveni, President of Uganda


  91. Charles Michel
    Charles Michel, Prime Minister of Belgium


  92. Francois Hollande
    François Hollande, President of France


  93. Juan Carlos Varela
    Juan Carlos Varela, President of Panama


  94. Angela Merkel
    Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany


  95. Abdelmalek Sellal
    Abdelmalek Sellal, Prime Minister of Algeria


  96. Abdul Halim of Kedah
    Abdul Halim of Kedah, Yang di-Pertuan Agong of Malaysia


  97. Mahamadou Issoufou
    Mahamadou Issoufou, President of Niger


  98. Stephen Harper
    Stephen Harper , Prime Minister of Canada


  99. Ahmet Davutoglu
    Ahmet Davutoğlu, Prime Minister of Turkey


  100. Narendra Modi
    Narendra Modi, Prime Minister of India


  101. Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj
    Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj, President of Mongolia


  102. Juan Manuel Santos
    Juan Manuel Santos, President of Colombia


  103. Mahmoud Abbas
    Mahmoud Abbas, President of the Palestinian National Authority


  104. James Michel
    James Michel, President of the Seychelles


  105. Hassan Sheikh Mohamoud
    Hassan Sheikh Mohamoud, President of Somalia


  106. Horacio Cartes
    Horacio Cartes, President of Paraguay


  107. Bujar Nishani
    Bujar Nishani, President of Albania


  108. Baldwin Spencer
    Baldwin Spencer, Prime Minister of Antigua and Barbuda


  109. Hailemariam Desalegn
    Hailemariam Desalegn, Prime Minister of Ethiopia


  110. Hassan Rouhani
    Hassan Rouhani, President of Iran


  111. Tabare Vazquez
    Tabaré Vázquez, President of Uruguay


  112. Kenny Anthony
    Kenny Anthony, Prime Minister of St. Lucia


  113. Nikola Gruevski
    Nikola Gruevski, Prime Minister of Macedonia


  114. Ali Bongo Ondimba
    Ali Bongo Ondimba, President of Gabon


  115. Danilo Medina
    Danilo Medina, President of the Dominican Republic


  116. Noynoy Aquino
    Noynoy Aquino, President of the Philippines


  117. Mswati III
    Mswati III ,King of Swaziland


  118. Andris Berzins
    Andris Bērziņš, President of Latvia


  119. Navin Ramgoolam
    Navin Ramgoolam, Prime Minister of Mauritius


  120. Pope Francis
    Pope Francis, Sovereign of Vatican City


  121. Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf
    Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, President of Liberia


  122. Edgar Lungu
    Edgar Lungu, President of Zambia


  123. Thongsing Thammavong
    Thongsing Thammavong, Prime Minister of Laos


  124. Manuel Pinto da Costa
    Manuel Pinto da Costa, President of São Tomé and Príncipe


  125. Manny Mori
    Manny Mori, President of the Federated States of Micronesia


  126. Christopher Loeak
    Christopher Loeak, President of the Marshall Islands


  127. Emomalii Rahmon
    Emomalii Rahmon, President of Tajikistan


  128. Perry Christie
    Perry Christie, Prime Minister of the Bahamas


  129. Hamad ibn Isa Al Khalifah
    Hamad ibn Isa Al Khalifah, King of Bahrain


  130. Sheikh Hasina Wazed
    Sheikh Hasina Wazed, Prime Minister of Bangladesh


  131. Ernest Bai Koroma
    Ernest Bai KoromaPresident of Sierra Leone


  132. Tomislav Nikolic
    Tomislav Nikolić, President of Serbia


  133. Petro Poroshenko
    Petro Poroshenko, President of Ukraine


  134. Nicolas Maduro
    Nicolás Maduro, President of Venezuela


  135. George Abela
    George Abela, President of Malta


  136. Yayi Boni
    Yayi Boni, President of Benin


  137. Robert Fico
    Robert Fico, Prime Minister of Slovakia


  138. Dalia Grybauskaite
    Dalia Grybauskaitė, President of Lithuania


  139. Giorgi Margvelashvili
    Giorgi Margvelashvili, President of Georgia


  140. Luis Guillermo Solis
    Luis Guillermo Solís , President of Costa Rica


  141. Dean Barrow
    Dean Barrow, Prime Minister of Belize


  142. Freundel Stuart
    Freundel Stuart, Prime Minister of Barbados


  143. Salman
    Salman, King of Saudi Arabia


  144. Nguyen Tan Dung
    Nguyễn Tấn Dũng, Prime Minister of Vietnam


  145. Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
    Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, President of Equatorial Guinea


  146. Mohammed VI
    Mohammed VI, King of Morocco


  147. Alexandre-Ferdinand Nguendet
    Alexandre-Ferdinand Nguendet, President of the Central African Republic


  148. D. M. Jayaratne
    D. M. Jayaratne, Prime Minister of Sri Lanka


  149. Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah
    Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah, Emir of Kuwait


  150. Juan Orlando Hernandez
    Juan Orlando Hernández, President of Honduras


  151. Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz
    Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz, President of Mauritania


  152. Peter O’Neill
    Peter O’Neill, Prime Minister of Papau New Guinea


  153. Janos Ader
    János Áder, President of Hungary


  154. Daniel Ortega
    Daniel Ortega, President of Nicaragua


  155. Moulaye Ould Mohamed Laghdaf
    Moulaye Ould Mohamed Laghdaf, Prime Minister of Mauritania


  156. Abdelaziz Bouteflika
    Abdelaziz Bouteflika, President of Algeria


  157. Uhuru Kenyatta
    Uhuru Kenyatta, President of Kenya


  158. Iurie Leanca
    Iurie Leancă, Prime Minister of Moldova


  159. Islam Karimov
    Islam Karimov, President of Uzbekistan


  160. Ismail Omar Guelleh
    Ismail Omar Guelleh, President of Djibouti


  161. Miro Cerar
    Miro Cerar, Prime Minister of Slovenia


  162. Hifikepunye Pohamba
    Hifikepunye Pohamba, President of Namibia


  163. Michael Higgins
    Michael Higgins, President of Ireland


  164. Ikililou Dhoinine
    Ikililou Dhoinine, President of Comoros


  165. Armando Guebuza
    Armando Guebuza, President of Mozambique


  166. Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsso
    Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsso, Prime Minister of Iceland


  167. Artur Rasizade
    Artur Rasizade, Prime Minister of Azerbaijan


  168. Tammam Salam
    Tammam Salam, President of Lebanon (Acting)


  169. Miloš Zeman
    Miloš Zeman, President of the Czech Republic


  170. Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan
    Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, President of the United Arab Emirates


  171. Joyce Banda
    Joyce Banda, President of Malawi


  172. Joachim Gauck
    Joachim Gauck, President of Germany


  173. Giorgio Napolitano
    Giorgio Napolitano, President of Italy


  174. Alpha Conde
    Alpha Condé, President of Guinea


  175. Bhumibol Adulyadej
    Bhumibol Adulyadej, King of Thailand


  176. Letsie III
    Letsie III, King of Lesotho


  177. Serzh Sargsyan
    Serzh Sargsyan, President of Armenia


  178. Nicos Anastasiades
    Nicos Anastasiades, President of Cyprus


  179. Hassanal Bolkiah
    Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei


  180. Idriss Deby
    Idriss Déby, President of Chad


  181. Carl XVI Gustaf
    Carl XVI Gustaf, King of Sweden


  182. Harald V
    Harald V, King of Norway


  183. Omar al-Bashir
    Omar al-Bashir, President of Sudan


  184. Jacob Zuma
    Jacob Zuma, President of South Africa


  185. Raul Castro
    Raúl Castro, President of Cuba


  186. Vjekoslav Bevanda
    Vjekoslav Bevanda, Prime Minister of Bosnia and Herzegovina


  187. Bashar al Assad
    Bashar al Assad, President of Syria


  188. Thein Sein
    Thein Sein, President of Myanmar


  189. Macky Sall
    Macky Sall, President of Senegal


  190. Paul Kagame
    Paul Kagame, President of Rwanda


  191. Xi Jinping
    Xi Jinping, President of China


  192. Baron Waqa
    Baron Waqa, President of the Republic of Nauru


  193. Robert Mugabe
    Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe


  194. Ilham Aliyev
    Ilham Aliyev, President of Azerbaijan


  195. Tuilaepa Aiono Sailele Malielegaoi
    Tuilaepa Aiono Sailele Malielegaoi, Prime Minister of Samoa


  196. Kim Jong-un
    Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea

2,819 comments

  1. He may be a misogynistic, racist, homophobe, but Australia’s Tony Abbott should be number one anyway. He’s totally fit!

  2. Bad list. Of course, Great Leader Kim Jong-Un should be at the top. Surpreme leader.
    Do it quick or nuclear attack will be commence.
    (Joke, CIA pls)

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