Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.


For too long, citizens of the world have suffered under the tyranny of unattractive leaders. Some people say that this is just the way things are: Unattractive people have a death grip on the levers of power that will never be loosened. We say: Not with that attitude it won’t. By ranking the world’s leaders by looks, we hope to heighten voter awareness of this problem and shame the citizens of countries with unattractive leaders into rising up and staging coups or something.

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JD Dobson


J. D. Dobson is a former U.S. Senate aide, federal lobbyist, and crisis communications consultant. Now he spends his time in the basement making candles that smell like presidents because he and Kate started a business selling candles that smell like presidents. Here is his LinkedIn profile, which features the most attractive photo ever taken of him by a wide margin.

Kate Dobson


To begin Kate’s life with the beginning of Kate’s life, she records that she was born (as she has been informed and believes) on a Friday, at twelve o’clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and she began to cry, simultaneously.

In consideration of the day and hour of her birth, it was declared by her nurse, and by some sage women in the neighbourhood who had taken a lively interest in her several months before there was any possibility of their becoming personally acquainted, first, that she was destined to be unlucky in life; and secondly, that she was privileged to see ghosts and spirits; both these gifts inevitably attaching, as they believed, to all unlucky infants of either gender, born towards the small hours on a Friday night.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why isn’t this person ranked higher and this person ranked lower blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?

A: As most people except for you realize, hotness is a subjective quality. That said, if you make a convincing enough argument in the comments or on Twitter, we will adjust the rankings.

Note: Comments arguing that Alexander Lukashenko is not that hot will be ignored, because they are wrong.

Q: Do you people know the difference between a head of state and a head of government? Why is this site called “Hottest Heads of State” when it has a bunch of people who are actually heads of government?

A: We already addressed this several years ago.

Q: Some of these biographies of world leaders contain factual inaccuracies.

A: Yes.

Q: Where are you located?

A: We are in your basement right now. The next time your phone rings, it will be us calling from the basement.

Q: Do you own the copyrights to the images that you use?

A: Enough questions!