Beatriz Marques
The great thing about Brazil’s presidential palace is that it has a lot of windows. So anytime you want to leap out of a window, you can, and there will still be plenty of windows left for next time!
You select a window on the first floor, because you’re not as young as you once were. You take a deep breath, get a running start, and then SMASH!
You’re free! You sprint across the front lawn and down the driveway. Won’t Michel Temer be surprised when he sees you on the loose and covered in blood!