Rio Olympic Arena

You can’t wait to confront Michel Temer, and you know exactly where to find him: the Arena Olímpica do Rio.

Today is the women’s gymnastics final, and Michel Temer is sure to be watching from the stands. The rest of the world will be watching too, which means that this is the perfect place to make a big scene and embarrass him.

But when you arrive at the Olympic Village, you realize you have a problem. The stadium is surrounded by security (which you insisted on when you were president, so you really have only yourself to blame). How are you going to get inside?