Relive the excitement of past chapters: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4

Chapter 5: In Which You Get a Great New Coat

You are still staring at Justin Trudeau when Pedro Sanchez picks you up and starts spinning you around really fast like a tornado.

“I invented this dance move myself!” he says. “I call it la macarena.”

Part of you wants to point out that this name choice is unnecessarily confusing, but another part of you doesn’t want to get into a whole thing about it.

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