Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.

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Hottest Heads of State Explains: NATO

NATO

You might have heard that President Trump is attending a neato summit in Brussels this week. And you probably thought to yourself, “I’m relieved he’s thousands of miles away. But how come he gets to attend a neato summit?” Well, the answer is that it’s actually a NATO summit. And, if you have a very specific set of questions about NATO, we have answers.

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Hottest Heads of State Explains: Missouri Governor Eric Greitens

You probably think you don’t know anyone from Missouri. Well, check it out: I’m from Missouri! And I’m guessing there are two things you want to know about my home state: Where it is, and what the deal is with our governor.

As to the location of Missouri, it is a secret. But as to our governor, please allow me to answer your hypothetical questions. And a warning: like everything in the Show-Me State, this gets a little racy!

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Frequently Asked Questions about Andrzej Duda

President of Poland
Andrzej Duda

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Here is something we’ve learned from checking our email inbox every month or two: a lot of people have strong opinions about where we’ve ranked Polish president Andrzej Duda on our list of hottest world leaders.

We have received a few angry-ish comments regarding our ranking of President Duda, and now we are going to respond to them all at once, because that seemed like the most efficient way to deal with the whole Duda situation. It’s like killing 14 birds with one stone! And if there’s one thing we really want, it’s a bunch of dead birds.

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Frequently Asked Questions about Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic

President of Croatia
Kolinda Grabar Kitarovic

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Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović has been all over the news lately. What’s going on?

A couple of people mistook this photo of model/actress Coco Austin for Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović.


Why does this qualify as “news”?

Whenever one person is mistaken for another person while wearing a bathing suit, it is always major news.

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