I have exciting news for everyone who isn’t Stephen Harper: Canada just elected a dishy new prime minister. His name is Justin Trudeau, and here is a photo of him doing something:
Tune in tonight at 8:30pm EST as we live-tweet the CNN Democratic Presidential Debate from @HotHeadofState.
Afterwards, we’ll live-tweet JD getting ready for bed. It is going to be an exciting night!
Prime Minister of Greece
Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras is the best thing to happen to Greece since the disgusting Greek yogurt fad. Not only is he handsome, he is also in favor of spending money with reckless abandon. So basically he has everything that I want in a man, except for a candy bar that he brought me as a surprise. And for all I know, maybe he has that too! Someone should check his pockets.