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Tune in tonight at 8:30pm EST as we live-tweet the CNN Democratic Presidential Debate from @HotHeadofState.
Afterwards, we’ll live-tweet JD getting ready for bed. It is going to be an exciting night!
Because three (!) people asked for it, here it is: another chapter of my amazing Vladimir Putin fan fiction.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s Chapter 1. If you’ve read that and still don’t know what I’m talking about, then there’s nothing more I can do to help you. Best to cut your losses and move on.
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You are perched in the passenger seat of a canary yellow Lada Kalina, speeding down the M4 highway so fast it feels as if you are flying. Every muscle in your body is tense and alert, but no matter how much you try, you can’t seem to make yourself relax. That’s because, sitting only an arm’s reach away, is Russian president Vladimir Putin.
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Because we want to trick you into following us on Twitter, tonight we will be live-tweeting the CNN Republican Presidential Debate (8pm EST) from @HotHeadofState.
If you’re not on Twitter, now is a great opportunity for you to open 70 accounts and use all of them to follow us. Thanks in advance!
Have you noticed how sad François Hollande has looked ever since he and his live-in girlfriend broke up?
Hey, I know—let’s set him up with someone!
