This Halloween, we’re continuing our tradition of asking world leaders to share their greatest fears with us. Unfortunately, world leaders are continuing their tradition of not responding to our inquiries, so we just made some stuff up. Read below, if you dare!
This year, our New Year’s resolution was to write a list of fake New Year’s resolutions and ascribe them to various heads of state and government. Now we’re done, and we get to kick back and do nothing for the rest of the year. See you in January 2017, suckers!
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“I know I say this every January, but this year I’m really going to invade South Korea. I just need to stay focused and not get distracted by other stuff once I’m back at work. If it’s April and I still haven’t invaded South Korea, I want you guys to call me on it.”
—Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea