Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.

#Vladimir Putin

World Leaders Share Their New Year’s Resolutions

This year, our New Year’s resolution was to write a list of fake New Year’s resolutions and ascribe them to various heads of state and government. Now we’re done, and we get to kick back and do nothing for the rest of the year. See you in January 2017, suckers!


We asked: “What is your New Year’s resolution?”


Kim Jong Un

Wikimedia Commons

“I know I say this every January, but this year I’m really going to invade South Korea. I just need to stay focused and not get distracted by other stuff once I’m back at work. If it’s April and I still haven’t invaded South Korea, I want you guys to call me on it.”

—Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea

Continue Reading

2 Comments on World Leaders Share Their New Year’s Resolutions