Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.

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George Papandreou

Prime Minister of Greece
George Papandreou

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When an election takes place during a time of crisis, the primary concern of voters isn’t always hotness.* For example, polls indicate that if the US presidential election were being held tomorrow, a junk shot wearing an American flag pin would win. Sure, a giant mass of shredded tires and golf balls might not be the hottest candidate, but for some reason Americans are really worried about oil spills right now.

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Kevin Rudd

Prime Minister of Australia
Kevin Rudd, former prime minister of Australia

John Donegan / foreignminister.gov.au

Australia would like you to think that it is a vast outback, populated primarily by kangaroos and koala bears and men with large knives and other men with larger knives who refuse to acknowledge that the men with less-large knives even have knives at all. In other words, an antipodean frontier country being tamed by the descendants of convicts.

The truth, sadly, is a little different.

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Andry Rajoelina

President of the High Transition of Authority of Madagascar
Andry Rajoelina

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Andry Rajoelina rolled over in bed, fumbled about groggily on his nightstand and slapped the clock radio. Was it morning already? He knew he’d been up late working on his latest invention – a sunglasses-mounted laser for blinding jocks – but how could he be so sleepy? He blearily opened his eyes, looked at the time, and let out a startled “dang!” He’d overslept! He was late for school! Again!

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